Yep,

That’s right. Its time for another installment of your favorite Friday Blog read.

Kelvin’s Ghetto Non Fiction

Ok, lemme tell you what happened to me last night. I am on the horn talking to my homegirl Joi (I wrote about her a while back) and as usual, Joi has some ghetto adventures to tell me about. I look forward to hearing from her cause I know she will always have a doozie for me..LoL

We are just shooting the shit and she begins to tell me about a date she went on maybe like a year or so ago….

Apparently this cat that approached her was a neighborhood fellow and the initial convo went something like this:

Neighborhood Regular: What Up Babygirl?

J: (Attempting to ignore this dude): *Rolling of the eyes* You could not be talking to me.

NR: Yeah, babygirl, I’m sayin’ what’s up? You got a man or a nigga or something…I need to get that number up out of you…

J: Yeah, I am married, and yes I love him, and no I am not giving you my number.

NR: Damn shorty!! Why you gotta be so mean?

J: Whatever nigga

NR: Aight then, but I can we be friends? I just would hate it if I couldn’t see you again…

J: You live in the neighborhood, so you will see me around

….now I am sure there was more convo cause they eventually exchanged numbers and went out on a date….to make a long story short ( cause I don’t feel like typing it all out..LoL) at the end of the date, they end up going to get some breakfast and J doesn’t eat pork. Dude goes to some greasy spoon and I am sure they had no idea what beef sausages or turkey sausages were so they only had swine. She tells him this and he just says that he will order her something off the menu that doesn’t have pork….

So about 15 minutes later he comes back to the car..( yes back to the car cause it was so hood that you could only order carry out!!) with two bags…She went on to tell me that dude opens his container of food and has eggs, pancakes, sausages, hashbrowns, etc…about to MAX, you hear me?….so she opens up hers and there’s……are you ready for this?….Pancakes and toast…

*blink, blink*

Pancakes and toast? WTF!!

Who the hell orders pancakes and toast?…LMBAO!!

…so she proceeds to curse dude the fuck out and tells him to take her back home and man when she told me that story last night my ass was in tears laughing so hard…Pancakes and MuthaFuckin’ toast…LoL that shit did it for me…

And that was another installment of Friday’s Ghetto Non-Fiction boys and girls…LoL

Inaminute…….

Oh and have a GREAT WEEKEND!!!